i feel like a hero;
and you are my heroin
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.– J.D. Salinger (via hotknivves)
How much of my brain is wilfully my own? How much is not a rubber stamp of what...– Sylvia Plath (via too-old)
is it strange that if i do decide to reproduce as...
in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but...
Anonymous asked: Flitwick :D
i hate everyone i do
In order to ensure college kids are eating well...
partypropagandaprofessional: The government is now classifying pepper spray as a vegetable.
Anonymous asked: Do you go to conventions dressed as Proffessor Flitwick? you're short enough
deductionsofamadgirlwithatardis asked: you smell GTFO
Anonymous asked: you munchkin
Anonymous asked: how's the oxygen up there on your high horse?
FUCK OFF ANYONE WHO DIDNT READ THE ORIGINAL HUNGER...