A racist woman is not a feminist; she doesn’t care about helping women, just the...– An Open Letter to Caitlin Moran by Nyux (via redefiningbodyimage) A woman who is anti-sex work and anti-sex workers’ rights is not a feminist; she doesn’t want women to be able to choose their professions if it’s a choice that she disagrees with. (via stripperina)
manjolras: we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
vrrriskers: do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog
dropkicks: in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
bluepac: what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
biteythevillain: hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
*laptop shuts suddenly down*: well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money
My tinnitus is starting to get annoying