do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.
It’s in words
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if you’re somewhere dark and scary and you think ‘this feels like the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie’ then start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason. because no-one in the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie would start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason.
The ultimate survive tip
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Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
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fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
I need a bf and $100,000,000
ok nvm i don’t need a bf
I’ll take the money tho